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Dubya's Press Conferences

Here are some gems from George W. Bush's escapades with reporters. Though he sure seems to be more open and honest with his replies than usual-- it's as if someone else is putting words in his mouth and removing all the bullshit! Or perhaps it's just me doing a lousy impression. Hm! If you take any of these seriously... you deserve it.

Dubya on the tsunami crisis Added 1-19-05 Dubya talks about the recent tsunami for ten minutes, and completely fails to remain on track.
Dubya on child worship Added 1-19-05 Dubya explains how he can be anti-abortion and pro-execution.
Dubya on white people Added 1-19-05 Dubya describes the plight of white Americans.
Dubya on Bill O'Reilly Added 1-19-05 Dubya shows his disgust for Bill O'Reilly's sexual harassment charges. Should've been uploaded long ago, but oh well.
Dubya on the furry fandom Added 7-13-04 Dubya talks about a furry convention.
Dubya on Michael Moore Added 7-13-04 Dubya says why Michael Moore is not to be trusted.
Dubya on the connection between Iraq and 9-11 Added 6-19-04 Dubya explains exactly how his administration never committed perjury saying Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden were buddies.
Dubya on the Bible Added 6-15-04 Dubya states how he views the Holy Bible and why all Americans should be forced to abide by it.
Dubya on Tenet's resignation Added 6-15-04 Dubya explains how George Tenet's resignation from the CIA was in no way political.
Dubya on Ronald Regan's legacy Added 6-7-04 Dubya mentions how he uses Reagan's administration as an example. Unfortunately Golden Boy has neither the charisma or the acting ability to come anywhere near the Gipper.
Dubya on education Added 6-5-04 Dubya says how people can succeed without proper education, and explains the intent of his No Child Left Behind Act.
Dubya on male homosexual sex Added 6-5-04 Dubya explains how good sex is bad, and vice versa.
Dubya on masturbation Added 5-24-04 Dubya explains why no one should masturbate and implies why he favors abstinence education, which has a 0% success rate!
Dubya on health care Added 5-24-04 Dubya does a poor job of explaining Chris Chocola's wonderfully misguided health care plan and shits himself!
Dubya on the torture of Iraqis Added 5-21-04 Dubya's response to these horrible abuses was appalling. The fact he never apologized suggests he might as well be saying this, the insensitive motherfucker.
Dubya on the lack of weapons of mass destruction Added 5-21-04 Dubya dodges questions with expert skill! Oh wait-- no, he sucks at it! So why does anyone still believe him?
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